It's all the same, only the names will change

I havn't done this for a year

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 16:54:03 GMT

i cannot believe how much stu bell writes in his updates u really need to get out more havn't u got friends... ha, by the way if u didnt already know i shall be playing a gig on friday, if u can make it along it would be great, and bring ur friends obviously stu bell won't because hr doesn't have any...again ha. £4 a ticket and the guitarist may wear leather trousers and how good is that. lookin forward to a bam up reply from stu bell! ha ha and i forgot how good my picture is its rather amusing.

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Mon, 16 May 2005 18:41:37 GMT

well hello though i'd leave a small post and tell all u who care whats been happening. nothing at all, i have drank everyday since wednesday, whata waster am i. had some ppl round on saturday there, was good everyone behaved and no mess. smoked some skunk, drank some cans, and ko'd and left dave and ross to their own wits to lock the door and put the keys through the letter box. well done boys. love life lets not go there. im playin football tonight with ross and bell should be a laugh. hopefully. x

13 years of that for what...

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Thu, 12 May 2005 10:59:38 GMT

well thats my 13 years of school now over, a relief, although now what the fuk am i meant to do. hmmm... well i really want to havea good summer and maybe get away on a wee holiday, but i dont think that will happen. well im off. b y e x

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 23:40:38 GMT

Name a song that...
Reminds you of an ex-lover: n/a
Reminds you of an ex-friend: Gerry and the Pacemakers - Walk on
Makes you sad: Mariah Carey - I can't live
Makes you laugh: Tenacious D - Wonderboy
Makes you smile: Children of Bodom - Dunno the name but has an awesome riff
Still scares you: Primus when Stoned i get freaked out to fuck
You never want to hear again: Blink 182
Sums up your teenage years: Frank Sinatra - My Way
You want to get married to: Rico Franchi - Love me to Death
You like to wake up to: Steve Vai - Whispering a Prayer
You like out of your parents record collection: Stevie Wonder - Lately
You love that you wouldn't know about if it wasn't for a friend: Bright Eyes - First Day of my life (cheers dave)
You love the video more than the tune: Eric Prydz - Call on me
Reminds you of your first crush/love: n/a
Reminds you of your now crush/love: Bright eyes - first day of my life / Elvis Pressley - Love me tender
Makes you think of sex: Joe Satriani - Alaways with me
Makes you think of being alone: Rico Franchi - Late night journey
Has only been released recently but you love already: The song called lonely dunno who its by but its amazin.
Are embarrassed to admit you like: None, im not ashamed of any of my music tastes
Perks you up: blink 182 - dumpweed

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:42:56 GMT

rite im robbin this from stu bell so all u bastardio's better answer ok...

1) Who is my favourite band/artist?
a)Steve Vai
b)Queen
c)Turin Brakes

2) How many nights in a row during easter did i not sleep in my bed?
a)7
b)8
c)9

3) Favourite guitar solo (in a song, not a steve vai solo)
a)Brian May - Bohemian Rhapsody
b)Eric Clapton - Wonderful tonight
c)Turin Brakes - Underdog

4) My favourite song ever?
a)Steve Vai - Whispering a prayer
b)Eric Clapton - Tears in heaven
c)Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

5) My favourite colour?
a)Light Blue
b)Morrocan sunrise
c)Black

6) What song would i choose to play at my funeral?
a)R.E.M - everybody hurts
b)Gerry and ther pacemakers - Walk on
c)Radiohead - Karma Police

7) Who do i think is the funniest guy in the world?
a)Stu Bell
b)Bundy
c)Stu Clarke

8) Who do i think is the hottest girl in the world
a)Angelina Jolie
b)Jennifer Ellison
c)Pamela Anderson (in the old days)

9) Favourite world cup? (Nells u better get this one)
a) USA '94
b) Mexico '70
c) France '98

10) If I was an animal what would i want to be?
a) lion
b) dog
c) sperm whale

11) What size are my feet?
a)7
b)8
c)9

12) What is my favourite computer game?
a) Halo 2
b) GTA vice city
c) Track and field

13) What time was i born at
a) 1:57 pm
b) 1:16 pm
c) 3:18 am

14) What is my favourite porn website? (my personal favourite question lol)
a) Free6
b) Richard's Realm
c) College fuck fest

15) Who is my idol?
a) Steve Vai
b) Stu Bell
c) Ted Bundy lol

16) Which landmark if i had a choice would i go to see?
a)Niagra falls
b)Statue of christ (Rio)
c)Empire State Building

17) What gives me most pleasure?
a) masturbation
b) makin the perfect sandwich
c) whispering a prayer

18) I fi would change one thing about me what would it be?
a) bigger feet
b) bigger penis
c) my teeth

19) how many pairs of shoes do i have?
a)3
b)4
c)7

20) What was the best day of my life?
a) T in the park
b) the day i started smokin hash
c) the day my football team won the league, beatin rivals crookfur 4-1

enjoy folks......x

sipped another rum and coke, and told a dirty joke...

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 18:40:31 GMT

fuk sake ppl i have not slept in my own bed for 9 days, how cool is that. stayed at simba's for 7 days in a row, then dave's then simba's again last night. had a pretty good holiday tho. i haven't been into town once i dont think, so i have saved a bit of money which is good, although i have smoked a lot of hash over the 2 weeks. and drank a few nights as well. cheers clarkey for lettin me in ur house for all that time, nice of u. and cheers to everyone else who gave me the chance to have a good 2 weeks.

how i wish it came to me more easily.

andypandy x

r.i.p the bundy mobile

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 20:40:16 GMT

well looks like i survived a car crash, its the most scary thing ever always wear a seatbelt, i am soooo serious about this it can happen so quickly and soon u can plough into the back of a parked car , i could have fuckin died last night, its freaky, i have minor injuries, and i was so lucky even though i was wearing a seatbelt, please for the love of god dont take any chances in cars.

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:09:54 GMT

ooh i'm mean

i predict a riot

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:09:17 GMT

Raven's ya bam!

hello, this week i have mostly been listening to queen. they are bloody good. shame freddie mercury had to be gay and get aids.

im goin out tonight.

i have one more thing to say this will be harsh but i dnt care... Gill Soutar i really dont like u at all. u really are 2 faced. i know i am but im comin out and sayin so im not that bad. so yeah i wld prefer if i never had to talk to u again. well thats me, as forward and as random as the post seems i dnt really care if anyone thinks im a dick im just being honest. this also isnt some sort of cheap dig.

on a brighter note ross' on friday x

ey, ey, ey he's such a nice boy

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:51:43 GMT

lets dance...

well feelin quite shitty today, tired worried about gettin thrown out of school. i need to go to class. but i cant b fucked.

tell me some stories ppl i want to hear stories about u... i better get some replies it can be happy, sad, funny whatever i just want to hear some stories

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:04:04 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. 18 AND COUNTING I CAN LEGALLY BUY ALCOHOL AND PORN

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:01:55 GMT

Stolen From x_peaches_x (cheers) and nells :p
Thirteen Random Things You Love

01) Music
02) Sport
03) Friends
04) My guitar
05) My penis
06) Nells
07) Marijuana
08) Steve Vai
09) Joe satriani - tapping in always with me
10) Whispering a prayer
11) Nelly's brother playing guitar
12) The fact that i can legally buy alchol and porn in 10 minutes
13) Dave's garage

Twelve Movies

01) Murder in the first
02) The big lebowski
03) Naked gun
04) Hot shots : part II
05) The green mile
06) Rocky I, II, III, IV, and V is ok
07) Donnie Darko
08) The last samurai
09) Who am i?
10) American pie 2
11) Spinal Tap
12) Basic

Eleven Good Bands/Artists

01) Steve Vai
02) Chase
03) Biffy Clyro
04) Joe Satriani
05) Turin Brakes
06) Radiohead
07) Damien Rice
08) Ocean Colour Scene
09) Bon Jovi
10) McFly
11) Busted

Ten Things About You... Physically:

01) I have small feet
02) I have dark brown hair
03) I have dark eyes
04) I have long hair (for a guy)
05) I have muscly (fat) legs
06) A damn fine peice of ass
07) A snail trail
08) I have small hands
09) I have a small penis
10) I have shit teeth

Nine Good Friends (in no particular order)

01) Stu Bell
02) Ross Pollock
03) Nells
04) Stu Clark
05) Gordon Davidson
06) Craig Bell
07) Ally Roberts
08) Derek Martin
09) Stephen Clarke

Three Celebrities You REALLY Like

01) Steve Vai
02) Kate Beckinsdale
03) Jenna Jameison

Two things you've done today

01) Walked to nelly's house
02) PLayed guitar

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 01:42:59 GMT

i just found out i was in bamboo on sunday night thats ok didnt even get id' but its kool coz

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY :-P

X

take the red pill or take the blue pill - i'll have both plz

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:09:36 GMT

yo

i hope everyone got to see nelly come out the closet before he deleted the post. did anyone think he was gay?

i have been to 1 class in skl this week

i have been high everyday since monday

im playin fives tonight against guys from st ninians and del is playin! oh no

i havnt masturbated today

i am gonna get fucket at skl when i go back

i havnt seen dave for ages

nells is a lanky lazy wank lol bammin u up

stu bell is havin a party on sat! yayayayaya i cant wait but i dunno what to buy him

i need to shave the bum fluff off my face

i cant wait til the staff party

so many hot birds

i wont pull any

im just gonna get fuked with martin

i fear i may be wasted befor ei even get there

stu clarke is black

what are ur thoughts??

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:18:00 GMT

here are the songs which sum up my life

steve vai - whispering a prayer
joe satriani - always with me
franz ferdinand - take me out
damien rice - cheers darlin'
mariah carey - i can't live

u might find the last one funny but it is a special song to me because it reminds me of someone special

x

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Fri, 18 Feb 2005 02:18:25 GMT

since it seems to be the trend right now and a way to get replies :s i will think of a really clever question to ask u all

.............................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................ ..............................................................................................................................................................................................

that above by the way is a box, i find that pretty cool.

ok this is a serious one, name the happiest day of ur life and why it was such a happy day, now nells, and ross, i do not want u to say the day u discovered weed ok! list away my beutiful friends x

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Mon, 14 Feb 2005 14:59:48 GMT

(happy) valentines day

hmm.. u know how i said im a bad drunk, im worse than that sorry dave thats the 3rd time u've had to clean up my sick :s

reason's why not to party with me

1. i get me and dave lost in shawlands and we have to climb fences which sober i wld not have been able to climb.

2. we end up in a car park and can find no way out.

3. he has to watch me dance in the shed.

4. he has to listen to my banter.

5. he has to clean the sick off the floor in my house.

6. i cant remember how the fuck i got home.

7. i talk shit all the way home.

dave bud if u read this im sorry and i need a chat. x

dont laugh at me

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 03:04:44 GMT

lots to report as i never do this.

1. geo prelim - went to shit
2. was ill - not nice
3. tried to chong while ill - didnt work (gutted)
4. played lots of computer - not bad
5. been on lots of porn - excellent ;-p
6. worked - good fun

since everycunt else is doin one of these i'll do one, except i will ask a different question

what do u like about me if u like me at all?....

and since im here i'll do 20 things u dont know about me

1. i dnt like ppl sitting really close to me, unless they are a close friend
2. im late for everythin
3. im a virgin and im almost 18
4. im not too pissed off about it but i wonder when...
5. some weeks i have good hygene, some weeks i dont
6. i always put deoderant and aftershave on wherever i go
7. i love mayonnaise
8. i havnt had a girlfriend since primary school
9. my brother believes im gay lol
10. although i can fight, i would hate to ever fight ever
11. i really want to travel after leaving school, dave!
12. i hope someone replies to this coz no one ever replies
13. i need some more buddies for this things
14. i am very shy, especially with girls
15. girls very very rarely see the "real" me.
16. i am one of the worst drunks i know
17. dave says i am his favourite person to party with :-)
18. its because i always go overboard :s
19. i have a small penis :s
20. and im not afraid to admit it! :) thats me folks adios. i havnt heard from my friends since wednesday whats goin on this weekend???

this is not the way to do things

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:29:07 GMT

i thot i was a bit of a disgrace, i mean i thot i was but fuk me, u take the biscuit dont want to talk to u again.

jesus also what the fuk has happened 17 years old best years of our lives and this, take a minute and think what it achieves.

im fed up with it x

party post

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Sun, 16 Jan 2005 20:46:33 GMT

right folks, i will share with you my experience that was luke's party.

start of the night, went to nells and just as the taxi pulls up we figure out that there are 5 of us and therefor have to get 2 taxi's. stu clarke still owes me 3 quid for it (mental note). rolled a spliff, went to safeway got a 3 litre, sat in a chair drank too quickly, smoked a small bit more not much tho, got quite drunkenly, tried to fight neds, went inside, from then on only remember runnin around garden in socks, puking (if i was on msn an embarassed face wld go here) cant remember anythin at all from then on in. i hear that i fell asleep on the toilet (not doin the toilet, just on the toilet after pukin) fukin brilliant, that is hardcore. but in all honesty i was a disgrace, and i cant remember anythin about last night after the 2nd wave of bam attacks. but fortunately i was put to bed with my socks not on, but it was cool coz i found them in the morning dirty and soaking. good to hear the folk from stratford had a good time. rite im off for a bath. ciaow

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Sun, 02 Jan 2005 03:46:41 GMT

happy new year everybody! i hope u all had a good one, because i did, i wasnt sick, i didnt cry, i dnt think, i wasnt jumped battered in a fight or anythin so overall it was a success. good shizzle.

im gonna steal the thing nelly has done, looks fun.

TODAY, I...
1. drank til 7 in the morning
2. stayed at nells
3. felt like shit but at the same time good that new year went well

THREE SONGS I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO ARE...
1. joe satch always with me, no words but i know all the tune off by heart
2. same with steve vai whispering a prayer
3. forgot about dre

TOP THREE LOCATIONS I'D LIKE TO RUN AWAY TO ARE...
1. Rio
2. Albufiera
3. jamaica

FIVE PEOPLE I THINK ABOUT ON A DAILY BASIS ARE...
1. Dog
2. Friends
3. Rents
4. Whoever is in my head while i am masturbating
5. Family

THIRTEEN RANDOM THINGS YOU LIKE:
01) Being with friends
02) Watching nells and stu bell bam each other up
03) Anything Stu Bell does.
04) Tapping in always with me
05) Family Guy
06) Chilling out
07) Females.
08) Guitar.
09) Being drunk i suppose
10) Being stoned
11) masturbating
12) pizza when chonged
13) the feeling after you kiss a girl kind og relief

TWELVE RANDOM THINGS YOU WANT:
01) a girl who just wants a bit of semi serious fun
02) Ibanez jem55 steve vai signature guitar
03) Legalisation of weed so I can own a plantation.
04) To always have money, without having to work.
05) to not be here in scotland bored off my face doin this peice of shit
06) For New Year to kick ass.
07) to travel
08) To be in a respected band.
09) To talk and listen to music with random people I meet
10) Less neds
11) To play guitar better than Steve Vai
12) to make love for the first time listenin to joe satch

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOU...PHYSICALLY
01) about 5 ft 10inches
02) longish hair, dark.
03) Dark eyes
04) have a deep voice
05) buns of steel
06) used to be fit, will be fit again
07) i think i have quite a big nose from the side
08) im very very lazy

NINE THOUGHTS
01) Shit, its half 3 in the morning
02) Shit, fuck
03) Shit, clarky has a huge penis
04) Shit, i have a small penis
05) Shit, I’m running low on funds.
06) Shit, i have pissed him/her off
07) Shit, im gettin fat i need to get fit again
08) Shit, how good is that guitar solo?
09) Shiiiit, there’s no weed.

EIGHT FAVOURTE FOOD/DRINKS
01) chicken
02) malibu and coke which i only recently tried
03) chicken bacon and mayonaisse sandwiches
04) red thai chicken sandwiches
05) Walker’s Oriental Crackers.
06) Pepsi
07) women beater aka stella
08) Chinese sweet and sour chicken

SEVEN THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY:
01) boxer shorts
02) socks
03) jeans/trackies
04) t-shirt
05) shoes
06) hair gel
07) my smile ;p

FIVE THINGS THAT YOU TOUCH EVERY DAY
01) my penis
02) food
03) this keyboard im touching now
04) my hair
05) my hair gel

FOUR SHOWS YOU WATCH
01) the simpsons
02) Family Guy.
03) scotsport
04) sex shows in my head

TWO THINGS YOU HATE
01) trycal - work it out
02) being this bored

One thing you love:
01) My friends

well that was a royal waste of time, give me your thoughts on what i have just done coz if u dont i wont be happy. at all.

breakdown of 2004

most memorable quote - stu bell: "nells don't look at me"... "hahahahahahaha"

best album - g3 rocking in the free world
rico franchi - random studio cd

worst day - last new year

best day(s) - t in the park

most memorable night - thai boxing fight

funniest moment - stu bell and nells bamming each other up at t in the park, and the guys that hated nells lolololol hahahahahahahaha

wow for such a shit year there have been so many highlights, lets hope 2005 brings happiness for everyone

all the best andy c xxx

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 16:33:15 GMT

'sup ppl, well its been a while, so thot i'd update for no reason, what do i say, had a good weekend apart from alex heckling "wanker" at me on the way out the door, thank was appreciated, i was hurt i nearly cried! ok so i never nearly cried but i was hurt! garage tonight, im takin me guitar, so i can play it and annoy everyone. hahaha, bob marley style with some grass cones n aw that. more than 1 person reply to this ya fukin muppets, kidden on! cvatch ye versace. x

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Sun, 07 Nov 2004 04:43:06 GMT

snow falls but never lies, just fades away
wind blows but nothing moves, just a calm day
the clock never stops, time stands still
it waits in my hands, forever and ever and ever...

never

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Sun, 24 Oct 2004 15:26:05 GMT

it's always the same
the story never changes
no fairytale ending
no luck in love
no luck at all

nothin to sing about
no stories to tell
just another day in the life
just another day

listen to their stories
their stories of life
their stories of love
just listening, and listening

sad songs of memories
but there memories
better to have loved and lost
than to have never loved at all

lonely, lonely
just another year without
how many more
how many more can i take

they say it'll happen
seems like forever
happy on the outside
happy only on the outside

so many times
so many times failed
not got it
never had it...

yeah well its all the same only the names will change as they say

look out

andycarr14@hotmail.com — Sun, 17 Oct 2004 13:43:34 GMT

i have new songs in the charts:

5 - rico franchi - love me to death
4 - rico franchi - suicide messiah
3 - steve vai - whispering a prayer (g3 live)
2 - rico franchi - late night journey
1 - joe satriani - always with me

i got completely rattled on friday and saturday, i act like a child when i am drunk, ok even more of a child when im drunk its not funny, well it is at the time but ya know. 6 litres of cider in 2 fukin nights, not bad for me, i was quite impressed! yeah so no new updatage, except keep ur eyes and ears out for rico franchi, oh my what a legend when his albm comes out buy it mother fukers.

keep the faith xxx